NOTHING IS REAL

Oscar, 20, UF, crawling at a turtles pace

m3g4m4n

  • marry me?
  • the real m3g4m4n: currently only accepting craigslist missed connections/marriage proposals, actually even accepting casual encounters that arent real and a waste of time, sorry
(via porco-voador)
idrawdicks:

ur movviez suk

oh yeah 
revised: this is classic, instant classic

idrawdicks:

ur movviez suk

oh yeah

revised: this is classic, instant classic

damienericwallace:

Just because I feel like I never get reblogged.  Please reblog this my friends, that my self-esteem might rise.
*sigh*

pity reblog

damienericwallace:

Just because I feel like I never get reblogged.  Please reblog this my friends, that my self-esteem might rise.

*sigh*

pity reblog

Your Results: You are Beardous, Intellectualitivitous, and Unicron.

worldbreaker:

[via whatwouldthecommunitythink: http://psychcentral.com/personality-patterns/:fuckyall]

Beardous

You have two beards, or at least one beard to spend all your time brushing. With you it’s true that “you better not touch my fucking beard,” which is why many of your acquaintances never get to know you well.

You are not always ready to shave at the drop of a hat. In fact you never shave. Whether you’re in the office or at a party, you’re not likely to be found shaving away in the middle of a group of people. They would have to kill you first.

Intellectualitivitous

You are a intellectualitivitous person, too bad ass for the people around you, and view excessive socializing as a waste of time because they’re all fucking dumbasses anyways..

You not prefer hanging out with others to spending time flying around with your superpowers and headbutting through buildings; you do not tend to feel at home unless you’re fighting some sort of giant creature to save the morons on this planet.

Unicron


lollllllllll best

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

m1kevee:

Dirty Projectors - Stillness is the Move

i kept hearing this on your fucking playlist, what a catchy fuckwhat?

shirefolk:

meowkitties:

Denny: I just like to watch you guys

lmao that kid was a creep

i felt bad for denny ): till he got into drugs

shirefolk:

meowkitties:

Denny: I just like to watch you guys

lmao that kid was a creep

i felt bad for denny ): till he got into drugs

(via porco-voador)

no one touch me

get away